the only difference between life and dying is one is trying

laugh-for-days:

nepetabread:

HEY ALL YOU PEOPLE

HEY ALL YOU PEOPLE

HEY ALL YOU PEOPLE WON’T YOU LISTEN TO MEEE

I JUST HAD A SANDWICH

NO ORDINARY SANDWICH

A SANDWICH FILLED WITH JELLYFISH JELLYYYY

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Anyone else hear the guys voice in their head after reading the first line

(Source: cigarettajames, via le-me-esplain-you-athin)

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dazily:

at the kindergarten near my house they got the kids to bring in gumboots so they could fill them with beautiful flowers, I don’t know but I think it’s really cute :)

dazily:

at the kindergarten near my house they got the kids to bring in gumboots so they could fill them with beautiful flowers, I don’t know but I think it’s really cute :)

(via a-bizarre-ginger)

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1 week ago

dendropsyche:

Oh, wait, you said ”SEND NUDES”? I thought you said “SEND NUKES” hahaha whoops uh i guess you should evacuate your city or something

(via offended-fig)

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humorinrecovery:

"Well I know I would never take meds for that"

humorinrecovery:

"Well I know I would never take meds for that"

(via recoveryisbeautiful)

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1 week ago

gnarly:

Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have time to sleep

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(via trust)

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1 week ago

huffingtonpost:

Hey, White America, You Need To Hear What These Ferguson Kids Have To Say

In a new video from social justice-oriented T-shirt company FCKH8, several Ferguson children lampoon the excuses white people give to avoid getting involved in ending discrimination in America and deliver a call to action to stomp out racism.

Watch the full video and see these kids explain how racism is still a huge part of even getting an interview for a job.

(via offended-fig)

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1 week ago

stability:

precumming:

I want kids so bad

so go to a playground and take one stupid where do u think kids come from

(via zackisontumblr)

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1 week ago

brightlights-darklives:

My dad was complaining about buying me books yesterday and I said “well at least it’s books” and then the cashier goes “yeah it could be drugs”

(via le-me-esplain-you-athin)

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