the only difference between life and dying is one is trying

meladoodle:

jewishcactus:

meladoodle:

in heaven are you still wearing the same clothes you die in? cause if so im wearin this for the rest of my life image

i know the feel

image

my… soulmate

(Source: meladoodle, via slowly-melting-away)

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rynnay:

watch both their faces go from “courteous TV smile” to “not paid enough for this bullshit”

(Source: mediaite, via slowly-melting-away)

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sirtroyofbaker:

balalaikaboss:

ejacutastic:

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

Stop says the red light, go says the green
Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 
KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHTWITH ITS EYE OF COAL SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

sirtroyofbaker:

balalaikaboss:

ejacutastic:

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT
WITH ITS EYE OF COAL 
SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE 
AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

(via a-bizarre-ginger)

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The left ear is the studio version

The right ear is the acoustic version

(Source: youreworsethannicotine)

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chidoree:

if you threw a pad or tampon into a crowd of boys they would probably all scream and it would be like that scene from monsters inc where george gets contaminated by a sock

(via zackisontumblr)

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embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

image

(via hotboyproblems)

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vote-satan:

Cleaning my room requires a minimum of three dance numbers, two emotional break downs and one epiphany. sacrifice is optional.

(Source: laclymacbeth, via the-elegant-truths)

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rnugler:

thecaucasian-asian:

nutellaesmerelda:

Animated art gif

squint at it when you look at it

this is incredible

rnugler:

thecaucasian-asian:

nutellaesmerelda:

Animated art gif

squint at it when you look at it

this is incredible

(Source: giphy.com, via dumbledoresboobs)

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thecogsofmycranium:

Jim Dingilian, painting with smoke and q-tips.

(via dumbledoresboobs)

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sarakobus:

Had this cutie at work tonight. He just learned how to pick up his ears 😍

(via dumbledoresboobs)

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aslhby:

"I hope you make peace with your pain and never lose your flames"
- Issues (video|credit) | request here

(via boobsgotmelike)

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